Did you know how many holidays we are missing out on every day? We miss so many reasons to celebrate every single day. For instance you may have missed out on National Clean off Your Desk day (which was last week) How can we miss out on these days? Why doesn’t my calendar have these milestone holidays printed for me? I feel so jipped. Well, I don’t want you to feel jipped, so here’s what we should celebrate today.
January 17th
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Get to Know Your Customer Day
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Kid Inventor’s Day
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St. Anthony’s Day (Christian)
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Anniversary – PGA of America
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Liberation Day (Poland)
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Ben Franklin’s Birthday (302 years old today)
Today, anyone who is Polish should should call in sick with Polish Freedom.
Today, anyone under the age of 9 should fake some clammy palms and a fever and conduct some science experiments in the darkness of their closet.
Today, when you head through the drive through at the in and out burger and you order a double cheeseburger, fries and a diet coke, complain when they don’t try to understand you, the customer, by offering you a real coke instead.
Today, if your name is Anthony you should call in sick and remind them that afterall, you are a saint. Just look at the history books people.
Today, if you find yourself traveling around the world in the throws of luxury and riches as a professional golfer, you should keep on golfing Tiger. The rest of you can take a break.
Today, anyone who invented swim fins, bi-focals, signed the Declaration of Independence and could tame lightning should call in sick today.
So it looks like I’m going home




